Hi.
Welcome to the English part of my personal website.
My name is Konstantin Asimonov, and I write books. I started my first novel during Covid, liked it, and since then I have been trying to write more. In 2022, I’ve decided to gradually transition from Russian to English. I began by translating some of the already-written short stories and novels. Eventually, I will write in English as well.
My first novel is called “Black Tower of Ostkreuz”, and it is a post-apocalyptic horror-fantasy taking place in modern Berlin. It is quite fun and fast-paced. You can fully read it in Russian here. I have translated it to English, and am currently looking for representation.
My second novel is called “A Grain of Salt”, and it is about scientific discovery, academic life and ghosts. I have translated it to English, and am currently looking for representation.
My third novel is currently being written.
I was born in Russia, lived most of my life in Israel, and a few years ago moved to Europe. I am a chemist by profession, phlegmatic by temperament, and generally quite boring in real life. I enjoy books by Karel Čapek, movies by the Coen brothers, and silence instead of music.
I love dogs, but not exclusively.
If you would like to contact me, you can use the comment section below, my substack Tap Water Sommelier, or the email me(strudel)asimonov.me. If you are a literary agent or an editor, please use the third option.
navigation&Useful links
English:
Substack:
Short stories:
Fowl, a story about flying in an anti-utopian pseudo-Soviet society
Canadian Spy, an absurdist memoir
Check and…, a story of two desperate people stranded on a desert island
Concerto for Elevator and Orchestra, a multi-voice retelling fo a tragedy
Mathematics, a story of calculations and love
Paradigms of Choice, a satyrical view of democratic systems
Translations:
24 More Tales of Hodja Nasreddin, a collection of famous trickster tales that I translated from an obscure book
For You, Descendants, a collection of short notes from a journal of Anatoly Mariengof, a Soviet writer
The desperate madness of Daniil Kharms, my summary of the biography of Daniil Kharms, one of the most famous Soviet absurdist poets and writers, with translations of several of his shorter humorous vignettes
Letters to the Roman Friend, my full-rhyme, full-rhythm translation of one of Joseph Brodsky’s most famous poems
Russian:
Black Tower of Ostkreuz (novel)